Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookie

This recipe was another case of "I must experience this for myself now that I've heard about it."  Since I was a little impatient, I tried using cookie dough from the store instead of making it from scratch.

I actually made two attempts.  The very first was with storebought dough and I tried completely encasing the Oreo with it.  Unfortunately, the normal cookie dough is so fluid at baking temperatures, before it starts to set, that I ended up with chocolate chip saucers with an Oreo island in the middle.  Fortunately, short of burning the cookies entirely, it's still delicious.

My second time, I thought I'd leave the cookie dough as thick dollops above and below the Oreo, so as it settled during baking, it would, I hoped, just encase the Oreo.

Nope.  Close, but no cigar.

Obviously the storebought dough just isn't firm enough.  I'd have to do something like try making it by hand.  Adding extra flour might work, or substituting a fraction of AP flour for something with higher gluten like bread flour, but since I knew someone has already figured all these details out to have posted this idea online in the first place, I thought I'd see what they had to suggest.

The original recipe apparently comes from here.

After all that hassle, I came up with a workable, if inelegant, compromise:  muffin tins.

I overdid it, but it worked:  two cookie dough squares in the bottom of each depression of the muffin tin, then the Oreo, then two more squares.  It was almost too much cookie, but it held together and baked up just fine.

Big hit with my coworkers, even the diabetic one.  I just wish I'd made more to share.

I tried it again using a mini muffin tin and one square each on top and bottom (and mini Reese's peanut butter cups--I thought they'd melt and fall apart without the support of the tin--but let's not get distracted), but that didn't turn out as well.  The top squares spread out during baking and all touched, so I couldn't twist them out one at a time like I could with the regular size muffin tin.  They did bake up fine and were delicious, but I had a lot of cookie shrapnel piled up by the time I got all the cookies extracted.  But that's an adventure for a later time.

Avocado-quinoa dip

This dish was adapted from a salad recipe I got at Wegmans.com.  I like avocado more for its versatility, especially its capacity for becoming guacamole, so I thought this one might work better as a sort of dip.

The main cast:

• 10 oz red quinoa, cooked
• 12 oz frozen whole corn, thawed (or fresh, whatever)
• 1 c sliced green onions
• 2 plum tomatoes, diced
• 2 avocados, mashed
• 1 t minced garlic
• thyme, coriander, cilantro, and celery salt to taste
• 1/2 T lime juice
• 1 T sesame oil

The quinoa I cooked per the directions on the bag, except I added some chicken bullion after adding the water.  I should have added it to the water first, but I had been trying to redeem some vile s'mores vodka, and it didn't occur to me until it was too late.

Okay, so:  Cook the quinoa, chop up all the vegetables as you see fit, mash the avocados, and mix it all together.  The original recipe said to let the quinoa chill for 20 minutes first but I got impatient, and it didn't seem to hurt not to wait.  As for the herbs and spices, you can adjust those however you see fit; the original recipe called for a cup of chopped fresh cilantro but I only had dried, and it's not my favorite, so I thought I'd throw in the other things to bring it more to my wavelength.  Maybe subconsciously I was trying to make it more like guacamole but with corn and quinoa in it.  And tomato.  Well, whatever.

I thought it was phenomenal.  I got full on it and still wanted to keep eating the stuff.  Seemed to go better with tortilla chips than water crackers.  Probably could have used a third avocado and/or tomato, though.  Maybe a little sour cream would make it more dippy, but I might still have guacamole on the brain.

I really need to get a better way to present these dishes.  Sometimes the big red plastic bowl is just not amenable to presentation.  

Bailey's Mousse

Went to a shindig at a former coworker's farm last summer and he pulled this out at the end of dinner. It's pretty strong, for pie.

• 3 T water
• 1 package unflavored gelatin
• 2 c whipping cream
• 1/2 c sugar
• 1/2 Bailey's Irish cream

Dissolve gelatin in water, heating as necessary.
Chill whipping cream and bowl, then beat to firm peaks.
Add gelatin solution and whip back to firm peaks.
Mix in sugar, then fold in liquor.

You can substitute Kahlua or Buttershots for the Irish cream. Other substitutions can probably also be made, but I haven't tried them.

As-is, serves 4. Doubled, it should fill a pie crust. Make sure you bake the crust first, if you're supposed to. I forgot to do that on the last chocolate mousse pie I made so I had to run back to the store at midnight before Thanksgiving and pick up all the ingredients I'd just wasted.

Orange cranberry relish

My sister makes this at holidays sometimes.  It's delicious; tangy without being overly tart.

1 bag of cranberries
1 entire navel orange, in chunks but not peeled
Sugar

Wash the fruit and put it in a blender until the consistency is even (not smooth...unless that's what you like).  Add sugar to taste.  Easy, tasty, festive.

Hi, sorry about the hiatus.  I took a new job in Rochester, NY where some of the ideas I thought were so original have cropped up in local stores.  Oh well.  The hours haven't been conducive to experimenting in the kitchen, and I'm still not even fully unpacked, but I plan on changing that, so there will be more to come in the near future.  Thanks for sticking around!

Pretentious tuna salad

I mentioned some pinot noir vinegar in my post on bread and butter jalepenos, but I didn't say much more about it other than how good it was.  I'll tell you right now, the brand is Lucini, and I don't know how it compares to the stuff Alton Brown keeps under lock and key in his cellar (if I am to believe the "Good Wine Gone Bad" episode of Good Eats), but I'm really starting to understand where he's coming from.  But growing up, all I knew were white and apple cider vinegar.  Now?  Now...I'm even starting to appreciate those more.  But I digress.

I'm not a huge seafood fan.  Tuna I mainly use to add protein to the mayo and relish I spread on a piece of bread at lunch, and even then more often these days I fall back on salmon.  However, in recent months I've found myself acquiring through no fault of my own some cans of tuna packed in oil, and I had to do something with them eventually.

The idea was really borne of a comment made by my boss.  I'd mentioned having them and how I tended to prefer water-packed tuna because it didn't have all that fat, even if the oil does taste a little better straight up.  He said "Well, if you just dump the whole can over a salad, you just need to add some vinegar for your dressing!"  So obviously true, it was, that I hadn't thought of it that way.

I thought it would be pretty good, too, since the cans I had contained garlic-infused olive oil, so it should be tasty and heart-healthful anyway; but I never got around to make a regular bowl-of-greens salad with the stuff.  My mom did, however--actually she didn't.  She started with water-packed tuna over lettuce and then made a vinaigrette with the Lucini's vinegar and the juice from one lemon wedge.  I'm not normally a fan of fruit in a non-fruit salad but this sounded delicious to me, even factoring in the fact that when she told me about it I hadn't eaten all day.

So, where's my tuna salad idea?  Okay:  start with your oil packed can of tuna, preferably infused with garlic or whatever other flavors you can get.  You don't need all the oil, but don't try to drain it first.  Spread it all over the inside of a submarine sandwich bun.  I managed to find some that weren't spit and cut a longitudinal v-notch to help hold everything in place, like Subway used to do back in the '80s.  Over the top of that I poured a few tablespoons of Lucini's pinot noir vinegar and pressed the v-wedge of bread back on top to start soaking it up so everything didn't fall apart on the plate.

Man, that was good.  Garlic, a little oil, the pungency of a rich vinegar to offset the fish...I could eat this stuff every day and twice on Friday.  Maybe not, but maybe. I tried it both with and without relish (on separate occasions, of course--what kind of enlightened philosopher would I have to be to have relish and no relish at the same time?), and either way is pretty good; whatever your druthers are.

Oh, did you want some bullet items so it looks like a recipe?  Let me sum up:

• 1 can tuna packed in oil (preferably garlic infused)
• 1 submarine sandwich bun
• A richly flavored vinegar, such as Lucini's pinot noir

Split the bread however you want, if it's not already. Apply the tuna; don't drain the oil, but you don't have to sop it all up with the bread, either. Pour vinegar over the top as you see fit, then put the top of the bun on to help soak some of it up.

That wasn't bad, was it?

Lucini's also has a pinot grigio vinegar, which I found at The Savory Swine down in Columbus over the weekend, but I haven't tried that yet.  I'll keep you posted.

Bread 'n' butter jalepeños

Bread 'n' butter pickles were always my dad's favorite, and while I was partial to dill growing up, I've more recently developed an appreciation for things more amenable to his palate.

Last fall a coworker of mine had a get-together out at his farm and, also being a fan of chiles, had some of these goodies out to go with his stewed beans and cornbread and what-all that everyone else brought  (I made butterscotch chip oatmeal cookies).

Fortunately for me, my coworker had a load of fresh jalepeños that were going to go bad before he could eat them all, and knowing I was the biggest aficionado of fiery comestibles there after himself, he let me take them home.

Fresh peppers are great, but there were a lot, and I had to try my hand at bread 'n' butter peppers.

Fortunately I currently reside near Muncie, Indiana, so canning supplies are still relatively easy to find.  I didn't do a real canning job on the peppers, the directions I was given by my coworker started with "You don't actually have to can the peppers," but it was as close to my memories of my mom making pickles and grape juice and chile sauce as I could get without deliberately going all-out.

I started with 1-2 quarts of whole, fresh peppers; most still green, some obviously ripe.  I chopped off the stems and ran them through my food processor with the coarsest slicing blade.  From what I recall of Alton Brown's lesson on the subject, the capsaicin glands tend to be up at the stem end of the inside of the pepper, and I wanted to preserve those while eliminating the stemmy woodiness endemic to most fruits.

As you know now, I'll generally err on the side of convenience when trying something new, and then compare it afterwards to a more old fashioned or purist or honest method of preparation.  The same holds here:  I got some Ball bread & butter pickle mix and followed the instructions.  Much easier than finding a recipe for the brine, making sure I had all the ingredients, and then doing research on canning or hoping to find a close-enough procedure already published somewhere.  Since I knew I didn't have to go through all that trouble anyway, I just followed a rough outline of the instructions on the mix jar.  I won't give you a blow by blow, but here's the rundown:

1. Place a half gallon jar in a stock pot and fill with water until the jar is full and the stock pot is as close to full as you dare. Put on high heat until it boils. Mainly I wanted to reduce thermal shock at step 4.
2. Combine white vinegar, the mix, but no sugar (the mix has dextrose and there's enough sugar in today's foods anyway--but if you like 'em sweet, don't let me stop you) in a saucepan and bring to a boil.
3. When everything's boiling, find a way to safely drain the jar, and then fill it with the sliced peppers.
4. Pour the boiling acid-brine over the peppers, close the lid, and let it steep. At first some of the peppers will not want to submerge, so after the jar cooled a bit (let it cool on the kitchen counter for a while--don't put hot food in your refrigerator), I inverted the jar for a few hours a couple times. I probably didn't need to, the peppers "cooked" and settled well enough on their own in a day or so, but it didn't seem like it would have hurt.

If I were making pickled eggs I'd leave them alone for a few more weeks, but since the peppers already have a lot of flavor and a much higher surface area to volume ratio, they looked ready to eat inside of a week.  Oh yes, they were, gloriously so.

Tangy, sweet, still hot but not rudely so.  Yum!  Great as a condiment on hamburgers, or as a side with beans or in soup.

But I had an epiphany or two while I was waiting for the water to boil.  I'll get back to you when I've had a chance to do some research, but let me give you a preview.

First, why are we only using white vinegar?  Acetic acid has a tangy sourness and a pungency that aren't objectionable, at least at culinary concentrations, but that's like saying sugar is sweet--it's nothing else, and most people with sweet teeth would prefer some kind of candy with particular flavors to spoonfuls of table sugar or prescription strength fructose.

I sometimes use a malt or red wine vinegar as part of a marinade, or a sauce or fond, and it's an important part of vinaigrette dressings.  I'm finding more canned tuna packed in olive oil and even infused with garlic, so I could empty a can of that stuff over a bed of lettuce and be halfway to salad dressing; so why not put some veggies I might have in the pickled condition into a salad, that have been macerated with a nice pinot noir vinegar instead of some corporate brine?  I'll let you know.

I've gotta tell you, though, that pinot noir vinegar?  I could drink that like scotch.  Brilliant.

Second, why use only bread 'n' butter mix, or sugar for sweet pickles, or dill and garlic for dill pickles? I'm using "pickles" as shorthand for any pickled vegetables at this point, natch.  I'm looking at the ingredients on this jar and it's basically salt, spices, and sugar.  Oh, lookee at this other jar also containing salt, "spices," and sugar...maybe, with a respectable dry barbecue rub like this one and perhaps a hit of Liquid Smoke, we could have some barbecue pickles.... I'll let you know.